Ladies, please note the signs, never talk, smoke with, or date a guy who drinks a strange drink. Insecurity and subtle madness is looming just around the corner.
The long distant connotations between artists and highly intelligent scientists are a myth. Or at least it will take until they are dead to find out if anything they ever said was true or worth the money he owed you. Either way it will be lots of misery, far too many card games and unwashed dishes!
Guys who drink vodka will have shaky hands after 2 or 3 and will fumble their way through the intimate moments.
They will be office workers and spend too much time on their blackberry. Saying ‘sorry, something just popped up. Do you mind if I send a quick text?’
Guys who drink whisky are gamblers or theatre directors. Either way they will dream up great stories, fantastic company, but will be inevitably lost in their own contemplation. Spin between effervescent moodswings, and will emotional cracks bigger than the San Francisco fault line!
Don’t be fooled, the ones who only drink water, are a different group to the right guy who is restrained and combining his drink with water. Do not be mistaken here, they are not the same!
Look out there could be a positive connection just around the corner. But do check, is it really his third water or is he balancing his wine consumption?
What’s wrong with the only water guy? Well, if it is only water then he will fall into the zone of ‘fitness freaks’. Personal trainers, cyclist or swimmers. No fun here unless you are training for that marathon, or working on losing those 5 Christmas kilos! Then an iPod crazy triathlon runner can come in handy!
The tip is, try to find the normal one. You may have to look for him a little harder than you imagined.